Handkerchiefs sure are useful.
Is it crazy dusty outside? Wear a hanky.
Did your estranged father cut your hand off during a lazer sword fight? Instant tourniquet.
Are you riding into town to rob the local bank and want to look cool and mysterious? Hide your face behind this awesome bandana.
Is there a knight fighting in a joust for your honor? What better way to let them know you're rooting for them than tying this around their lance.
Did you burn your enemy so badly with such an insanely cutting insult that they started crying? Throw them this here kerchief as you walk off into the sunset, cooler than cool. Ice cold.