Designed by our buddy Wes aka Wooden Cyclops.
Fun synonyms for Burglar are as follows, housebreaker, robber, cat burglar, raider, looter, pilferer, picklock, thief, sneak thief, safe-breaker, safe-blower, safecracker; kleptomaniac; intruder, trespasser; hold-upper; filcher, cracksman; story man/worker, yegg
I think my favorite is yegg, or maybe hold-upper.