You're one of us now, Michael.
We'd love it for you to be our walking billboard, but be a good person while wearing it, eh? Like tip well, maybe help an elderly person across the street, and wash your hands.
Our good friend Sunny from Blackwater Holylight (go listen to them!) bleach tye-dyed the military green tees for us. Each one is different. Just like you, the person reading this. Hi. How Are You?
The black tees have a front pocket! For putting things in!